Parody.

The Passionate Man That Loves His Dog

Come play with me and be my pet,
And we will stay where we met,
We will live a top of  the store,

And have double beds on the floor.

 We will swim and jump off the docks,
Then trim the fuzzies off my socks
We will catch and play ball
and then fetch some bone sat the mall.

 

How I love thee my pet,

With you by my side I am all set,

I will make you a sweater

And place our names with big letters

 

The sweater will be of the finest wool 

And you will look so very cool,

I will make you booties for the cold

And sprinkle them with fairy gold,

 

 

I will make a basket of chew toys

And you can play with all the other boys,

If you love what I have to say,

Please come and stay,

 

For my one and only pet,

I am glad that we just met,

I will make sure you are well fed

Upon our double bed.

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