The Poo Poo Song

Lipstick on Jul 1, 2010

Tags: cats, litter box, Pets

She is trying to get familiarized with the complicated issues of human psyche while I keep on googling for feline behaviourial pattern.
And the beat goes on…

Oh me, oh my… my house stinks

I can’t go on like this , i must think

So i bought a litter box thingy in a haste

And hoped that my effort won’t go to waste.

Come now this way my little Nemo

This is where you will have to poo

You must obey or I will spank you

I am the boss here, you ought to know!

Oh my dear Mother I’ll behave cause i love you

And not because I am scared of you

For i know too well I have captured your heart

The day you looked into my aqua blue eyes.

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Starpisces on Jul 1, 2010
wow, well done, the title attracted me to quickly open it… so cute, I mean the poem, kitten, author and not forgetting the commenter, haha.
Lipstick on Jul 1, 2010
ur funny and sweet my friend
thanks …much appreciated
sshadow on Jul 1, 2010
I JUST LOVE THIS POEM IT MAKES ME REMEMBER CHILDHOOD. GREAT POST . KEEP WRITING AND THANKS FOR SHARING!
Lipstick on Jul 1, 2010
tnx sshadow, and it’s like taking care of a baby again
and she knows she’s my baby
lucky lucky Nemo
see u around
Lipstick on Jul 1, 2010
i’m just puzzled here why it’s still titled Litter Box and the 4th stanza isn’t showing up (??????)
giftarist on Jul 1, 2010
Good lyrics. I like it!
Lipstick on Jul 1, 2010
tnx Giftarist..thank you:)
jimbob1 on Jul 3, 2010
Lipstick…Aaah the joy of taking on a new pet and housetraining and educating it in other areas…you have done a great job in capturing that aspect of caring and nuturing a new pett…I like what you did with this and voted to say so…thanks
chariz on Jul 3, 2010
i hate cats but you made every line meaningful.

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