There’s a rat in my kitchen

And I don’t know what to do

I never had nothing like this in my life

There are bees in the living room

Ants in the bathroom

What’s a poor man to do

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I’m afraid of ants because they bite you hard

I’m afraid of bee’s because they sting you

But I’m afraid of rats because their bite is so bad it will take you to the emergency room.

ooooooooooooo nooooooooooooo

There is a rat in my kitchen

Bees in the living room

Ants in the bathroom

What is a poor man to do

A rat’s bite is so hard it will take you to the the hospital

And I have no money

Well I’ll have to go to Leroy’s house
He’ll take me in

And there won’t be any rats ants or bees

I won’t go into my house any more

Cause I will be for sure their bait