Humorous poem about the Rick Perry stumble during his latest debate.

Departments should be eliminated.

I can name at least three.

Now let me think.

Let me think.

I think I need a drink.

Department of Education.

I say goodbye to thee.

Department of Commerce.

Goodbye! I set you free.

But that third,

Oh that third,

I cannot remember its name.

I can’t remember.

I can’t remember.

Obama is to blame.

He’s put a hex on me.

I know that it is true.

Don’t laugh at me.

Don’t laugh at me.

I’m feeling kind of blue.

Oops, I mean red.

I mean red.

Ah, I’m tired.

I think I’ll go to bed.

All this debating

Is hurting my little head.

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