I wrote this song for a health project (and no, I do not have scabies or any other STDs). There are no official tunes for this song, seeing as it’s kind of written as a joke. Go crazy with creativity.

When it comes to STDs

They don’t mean much to me

But there’s one

That I know

Called scabies…

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

When it comes to itching there is no contest

It’s so annoying that I want to cry

My skin is red and oh-so dry

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

We can be together but I must confess

There are mites inside me and they won’t go away

So I scratch away the live long day

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

Don’t get too close to me unless

You want to live this nightmare too

You could be infected and not have a clue

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

All I want is to get some rest

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

I can’t even get a loving caress

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

Everyone!

S-C-A-B-I-E-S

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