A hilarious look at losing weight.
I can do it, I know I can.
Deep breath in, eyes closed tight,
Onto the scales, a squeal of fright.
“No loss this week” says leader Anne.
Now onto the exercise bike,
This is the part that I dislike.
Listen to the grunts and snorts,
Exercise in vest and shorts.
Come on now ladies,tighten and tone.
I can do it, it’s not hard.
It is if you’re 20 stone,
In a leotard.
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