Noah built the first house boat

that he used on his vacation

paid for by his rainy day fund.

On his first trip out,

Noah went through a tropical storm

and went of course and ended up in Arkansas

I know because Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

Noah looked out of the ark and saw.

The passengers all had to have reservations.

This is how all the indians got to America.

Only couples were allowed.

Noah and his wife got senior discounts.

There was no ship to shore radio

because it had not been invented yet,

but Noah had a carrier pigeon named Walter

There was no gambling on board the Ark,

but there were still a lot of chips lying on the floor of the stall

located on the back side of the poop deck.