Seems you need to be a cyborg from the future to fix the woes of a dying State Empire fallen on financial hardship.

Listen to my plan

I am the new man

I am the one to set things right

I have the might

I was created from the future

To come back and correct the mistakes made by losers

I will terminate all oppositions

My rules will be obeyed without your decision

Come with me if you want to live

Join my forces like some others did

We must break them down

Bring new order to this town

No room for evil politicians

I will fix the tax laws without their permission

I never drink water, I’m made of skin and metal I am boasting

Our government needs to hit the gym and stop all that girly-man wine toasting

Give me a target and I will fight

I have infrared vision and can see you at night

No matter what Skynet does or the Gov

I will conquer them from above

Cyber-technology will do the rest

I will blast them with speeches and take no less

The state of California has always been rich

And I was created to battle for it

The deficit is mark for liquidation

I was designed to see its final termination

But as Governor I need funds to see it done

Damn, this job is not so fun

T.S.Garp © Copyright 2010 All Rights Reserved.

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Comments (17)
  • joyhyena29 on Jan 30, 2010

    nice post^^

  • LOVELYHONEY on Jan 30, 2010

    our children will LOVE IT GR8888888888888
    LHLHLH

  • ceegirl on Jan 30, 2010

    I love d poetry.

  • AlmaG on Jan 30, 2010

    The last line is funny… as governor -_^

    Wonderful poem :)

  • Jenilia12 on Jan 30, 2010

    good stuff…..interesting to read

  • qasimdharamsy on Jan 31, 2010

    Nice piece…

  • albert1jemi on Jan 31, 2010

    thats a great write

  • VTech on Jan 31, 2010

    nice , thanks for sharing

  • Judy Kaelin on Jan 31, 2010

    Very good!

  • RS Wing on Jan 31, 2010

    I like your politics! Cool prose, great read!

  • seema1962 on Feb 1, 2010

    NICE POEM

  • esdsix on Feb 1, 2010

    Excellent work!

    Cousin,

    E!

  • mkd1788 on Feb 2, 2010

    ohh..ho..unique thinking..i liked it very much

  • lillyrose on Feb 5, 2010

    Very unusually put, great poem!

  • T. S. GARP on Feb 7, 2010

    Thanks everyone! Political satire, gotta luv it! :)

  • TheStayAtHome on Feb 8, 2010

    that was amazing. Until i got to the end. Then i was all like “crap. our economy sucks”

  • standingproud on Feb 10, 2010

    arr The Terminator .
    This is my cup of tea, :)

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