I was in my house one night,

Something gave me quite a fright!

I was lounging in my chair,

When I hear something moving over there,

In the air conditioner I take a peek,

Then I made an awful shriek,

A Uloid stared right up at me,

His evilness I began to see,

He was quite a terrible guy,

A fearsome twinkle in his eye,

A crazed look across his face,

He ran around at a speedy pace,

There.s something now what I realize,

So now I let out a sigh,

I run out and get the broom,

Smash him and he goes Ka-boom!