A hilarious Poem.

I’ve traveled the land, far and wide

Looking at the brutal killings of animals…

The thought of it makes me so sad.

And for that I stopped eating cows

And now, while I roam the land with my trusty celery stick,

I wonder, how can I maintain my diet without meat?

Day after Day,

Night after Night,

I look for the perfect solution away from the protein pills.

And came with a answer, nuts!

Thank you for reading my article.

A began to eat nuts day after day.

Deep fried nuts, boiled nuts, even chicken-salted nuts

But nothing has compared to the great taste of meat.

But I know the alternative,

Deep Fried Celery!

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  • magicdarts on Apr 1, 2009

    Now I’ve heard of deep fried mars bars , but deep fried celery! – LOL!!

  • Darla Cooke on Apr 1, 2009

    Very interesting poem.

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