Hello
Watch yourself the stairs are steep
Would you like some tea, coffee?
Step over the turtle
He wont move on his own
Sit down
I don’t own a chair
It gives me more freedom to sit where I want
Look Tv, chair
Look piano, chair
Look turtle, chair
Sorry Franklin
Sugar, cream, peanut butter?
I’ll take mine with the peanut butter
Look clumpy, caffeinated, creamy coffee
C is for Cunt
Sorry for the language
I’m feeling strange lately
Where did I put my doorbell
Here it is
Let me hook it up here
Alright let me just ring this and we’ll be on are way
Can we come in?
Thank you
This way to the bedroom
I painted it today
Yellow reminded me of yesterday
Blue is more today
Do you want to lay down
Duck
The barb wires for strangers
Only once
Got the scar on my throat from it
Lay down the sheets are fresh
Cut down the tree branch this morning
Gives me that sense of camping and home
Do I need a rubber
Haven’t you heard of gravity
Let’s make bird noises and howl to the moon
Would it be weird for me to touch your nose
I’ve never had that idea before
One thrust up two thrust still
Wow I’m getting lazier
Can we just make a kid and name him That
Because then I can tell every one That came from sex
Why you stopping I’m not fulfilled
Fine I’ll speed this up
Two thrusts up and clench the cheeks
Squeeze the ass tight and throw it up and down
Here comes jelly
I swear I didn’t aim for your face
I was pulling out and happened to trip while I was standing
Here some leaves from this tree branch will wipe it right off
Where’s my cigarettes, check next to my stuffed wolf
No, they were in my garden
Hit and drag
Do you want one
Don’t blow the smoke in my stuffed animals faces
There just baby’s
Well shit what do we do now
Want to play Scrabble
You act out the word in this version
First find where the m goes in Scrabble
Now act it out
Sorry you know I didn’t mean it
Yeah your right I did
I got plans for the day
Well I found a box a peanuts and I was going to go to the zoo
Throw them at the elephants or something
Want to come
We can always buy more on the way
I need another drink
Want something?
I’ll be back
Two Coke and Rums and a water
Here’s your water
Pound the one and chase with the other
Strong this time, but just how  I like it
A shot of coke a glass of rum
Well we need to get going the elephants can’t work all day
No clothes, they’ll just get in the way
Very distracting to my line of work too
I am actually unemployed
Been doing it for years now
You make me laugh with your comments
I run on 100% efficiency
Nothing comes in and nothing comes out
No, that doesn’t make sense
Than photosynthesis
I spend a lot of time in the sun
And with plants
Where are we going I forgot
Well can I stop in this store is there time
Well I need to practice somehow
No, I swear I do this twice a week
I go in play the instruments for about 5 minutes
And then my lessons up
And the sales clerk will come out with a broom and chase me out
It’s so I don’t try to ask for an encore