I look at myself as pretty

Others see me as ugly

I want to be always happy

Others think I look funny

In every craft I put almost whole

But they say I am an asshole

Shows every gold I dug from a hole

But they say these are things I stole

I throw at them bread

When they throw stone in my head

I lie when someone is dead

But throw all the blame to me instead

I see myself in its best

They see me in my worst

But as you put me in worstiest-worst

It is just bringing me out in my bestiest-best