The Zombies are playing baseball.

It’s a hilarious sight to see.

When Zombie Jones tries to steal a base,

He ends up losing a knee.

Zombie Lee hits a ball way up in the sky.

Zombie Devin tries to catch it,

But it lands in his left eye.

Zombie Peters throws a pitch

With daring, blinding speed.

Zombie Goldsmith doesn’t hit the ball.

He complains that he cannot read.

In the end, the Mammoth Zombies

Win the error plagued game.

Too bad Zombie Craig lost his head.

It’s a terrible, crying shame.

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