There once was a girl called Mandy,
Around the house she was quite handy.
One day for no reason,
She got arrested for treason,
She got sent to jail,
And had no money to bail.

She was stuck in a dirty small cell,
She thought to herself, “Oh well”.
“If I tidy this,
And nothing I miss,
The policeman might let me out early.”

The policeman saw the cell,
And said “well, well, well”
And indeed did let her out early.

So now that girl Mandy,
Who was rather handy,
Spends her days on the beaches which are sandy!!!