There once was a man called joe,

he liked to lawn mow,

one day when he was singing do re mi fa so,

he was hit by a doe,

then just as he was about to faint,

a guy came out of the bushes and said ‘Hi!! im MOE!’

Joe then said ‘What Moe??’,

Then picked up his Lawnmower and started to mow,

Since that day,

Moe and Joe were the bestest of friends….ever.