Humorous poem about having a hole in your pocket.

There’s a hole in your pocket.

It’s really very big.

Down from your pants leg came a little pig.

There’s a hole in your pocket.

It’s the size of a hockey puck.

Down from your pants leg came a rubber duck.

There’s a hole in your pocket.

It needs mending now.

Down from your pants leg came a milking cow.

There’s a hole in your pocket.

You need to change your pants.

Down from your pants leg came an army of ants.

The hole in your pocket is larger than yourself.

Oh no, it’s too late, you’ve turned into an elf.

But at least the hole is gone.

So long!

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  • girishpuri on May 22, 2012

    no probs, if you have underwear…..lol

  • momofplenty on May 23, 2012

    Pretty darn cute!

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