Who’s that fellow that came, you know, what’s his name?

The one who was quite underweight

He came round last week, with a zit on his cheek

And he mended and painted our gate

Come on, you should know it was you had to show

Him the things that were needing repair

He was ever so lean and not very clean

And was toothless with bright ginger hair

He had no teeth at all he was ever so tall

And was scrawny and lanky and long

He’d no meat on his frame but was awfully game

And for someone so skinny, quite strong

His mum had dementia he’d mislaid his denture

He came and he did a good job

He was gummy and thin with an odd kind of grin

Oh yes! It was thin gummy Bob