Some snorers are always on a divorce warning.

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Thinking of divorce

We all suffer,

From sleep apnea.

Or amnesia or whatever.

So many do not accept whenever,

They cannot sleep.

They simply weep.

What can I do?

If you snore,

Worse than ever before.

I now with you,

Can sleep no more.

So here I go,

By force,

For divorce.

We all suffer,

From sleep apnea.

Or amnesia or whatever.

So many do not accept whenever,

They cannot sleep.

They simply weep.

What can I do?

If you snore,

Worse than ever before.

I now with you,

Can sleep no more.

So here I go,

By force,

For divorce.

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  • nekkoli on Jun 2, 2009

    Never been married but I understand that gravity of this, it can be similar to being a relationship that you just can’t be in anymore….I feel that totally!

  • OhSugar on Jun 2, 2009

    Marriage is for better or worse, I thought. Sleep apnea is treatable condition or just sleep in another room:)

  • k on Jun 2, 2009

    What about restless leg syndrome?

  • moteintheeye on Jun 2, 2009

    As being married twice and divorced once between them, I can certainly sympathize.

    motie

  • George W Whitehead on Jun 2, 2009

    I got divorced, but it wasn’t for snoring!

  • J.L. Eck on Jun 3, 2009

    Just kick him and tell him to roll over! That is what my wife does to me…It works so she says…lol

  • California Dreamer on Jun 3, 2009

    Sounds confusing, but I cant stand loud snorers either… :)

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