Old guy in a little thong,
Wearing that on the beach is simply wrong,
People stare cuz they just can’t believe,
Actually you’re causing folks to leave.
Styling that thing makes you look like a fool.
Whats even worse is, you think you look cool.
You’re older than my dad, that’s really silly.
You’re walking like you’ve got a studly willy,
I’m making myself really ill,
At the thought of you taking that lil blue pill.
Your butt cheeks are so long, and boy they sag,
Why am I even looking, I’m gonna gag,
I’m going home, this aint no fun,
This day at the beach is over and done!