Don’t toss your cookies or barf in the sink,you might taste it twice,and the outlook of that situation stinks.
Oh vomit sweet vomit
Natures sickly regurgitated soup
It never tastes good
More similar to poop
It’s really sick and gross
It always tastes this way
But when we drink to excess
It shoots out
Every which way
Out of your mouth
And up in your nose
It stings and burns
Like a salsa spraying
Fire hose
Oh it burns the nostrils
It burns the throat
It tastes really bad
It makes your face gloat
Puke and barf
Ralf and more
Are the many names
And there are surely more
Like blowing big chunks
Possibly hurl
But we still all
Do it
Every boy and girl
The nasty slimy puke
Can make your stomach
Curdle
Just pray when you barf
You can reach
The bathroom door
If not
You’ll have a big mess
A big mess
On the floor
If it gets on the rug
On your knees
You will scrub
If you are on the toilet
You might throw up
In the tub
So always be ready
Always be prepared
The day may come
When throw up
Catches you
Unprepared
It matters not if you
Are sick
Or barf in the sink
The gewey viscous
Puke
Should always
Make you think
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