Don’t toss your cookies or barf in the sink,you might taste it twice,and the outlook of that situation stinks.

Oh vomit sweet vomit
Natures sickly regurgitated soup
It never tastes good
More similar to poop
It’s really sick and gross
It always tastes this way
But when we drink to excess
It shoots out
Every which way
Out of your mouth
And up in your nose
It stings and burns
Like a salsa spraying
Fire hose
Oh it burns the nostrils
It burns the throat
It tastes really bad
It makes your face gloat
Puke and barf
Ralf and more
Are the many names
And there are surely more
Like blowing big chunks
Possibly hurl
But we still all
Do it
Every boy and girl
The nasty slimy puke
Can make your stomach
Curdle
Just pray when you barf
You can reach
The bathroom door
If not
You’ll have a big mess
A big mess
On the floor
If it gets on the rug
On your knees
You will scrub
If you are on the toilet
You might throw up
In the tub
So always be ready
Always be prepared
The day may come
When throw up
Catches you
Unprepared
It matters not if you
Are sick
Or barf in the sink
The gewey viscous
Puke
Should always
Make you think

I was given this request to publish something ugly but cute, something hopefully you will enjoy without refute. I will reveal the author later after getting permission. The Bo Jack Express will be riding again soon, so please make your reservations online, to reserve your seat in plenty of time.

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  • Emma J Kerry on Feb 3, 2009

    This is really funny, if a little disgusting!

  • The Quail on Feb 3, 2009

    lol this is funny and thank you for sharing it.

  • Rask Balavoine on Feb 3, 2009

    Better out than in man. I’m thinking of putting together a collection of vomit stories – it has such universal appeal, people from every walk of life can pitch in here. Nice work.

  • QuinMonty86 on Feb 3, 2009

    Oh, BoJack, Yuck! You would think, me being a nurse, I could handle almost anything, but vomit, NO WAY. Give me the blood and guts of the OR any day over vomit. I would be gagging right along with my patients. LOL

  • PR Mace on Feb 3, 2009

    Sorry, but I see too much of this at work. I like your softer side better or your fart side.

  • Joni Keith on Feb 3, 2009

    My worst vomit story: One year, I was celebrating my birthday with some friends at the local night spot. Of course I was dressed to kill. My hair long and hanging and of course wearing white and heels. I turned the corner on the tile floor to use the ladies room, my heel slid in a puddle of someone else\\\’s puke. I had it all over my white jacket and in my hair. My friend was a gentlemen and threw my stinky jacket in the back of his truck, but nothing could be done to get the stink out of my hair. That\\\’s one birthday I\\\’ll never forget.

    While you\\\’ve made some pretty gross references to throw up, I have to say the worst kind of vomit is the kind that isn\\\’t your own.

  • rutherfranc on Feb 3, 2009

    uuuh, excuse me.. the fish paste and mango I ate this morning is coming back up..

  • Betty Carew on Feb 3, 2009

    Only you Bo Jack lol lol ,I’m making my reservations and waiting lol

  • Karen Gross on Feb 3, 2009

    Be thankful you’ve never been pregnant. (I realize that this is an assumption that perhaps should not be made these days)
    I found that coffee is the only thing that doesn’t taste horrible coming back up.

  • monica55 on Feb 3, 2009

    I agree with Karen. If you had this puke coming up every morning for 5 months or so,it would send you through the walls. A very good post Bojack.
    Cheers

  • Morgana on Feb 3, 2009

    Very nasty situation.

  • Inna Tysoe on Feb 4, 2009

    LOL

    Inna

  • A Real Writer! on Feb 4, 2009

    Can you write anything besides filth and garbage? Truly, you are nothing but an embarrassment to the people who actually write material and take it serious. People only comment because at the moment they think your funny but if asked about your writing they would still laugh because they think your writing is a joke. Every time I hear of you you are complaining about views and asking for help with promotion. Let me be the first to tell you that you have turned off more than you have turned on. I was not shocked when I received a message to go and look at the garbage you have written about now. What little friends and popularity you have gained at the moment, I guarantee you that it is only temporary.

  • papaleng on Feb 4, 2009

    LOL very funny my friend, but what can we do , vomiting though awful is a normal human reaction.. did I get it right?

  • Bo Russo on Feb 4, 2009

    Real Writer,have a nice day.If you are such a serious writer,why hide your identity? In addition in the third line of your remark you have confused your with you’re,better luck next time and thanks for the click.

  • lindalulu on Feb 5, 2009

    lol…funny Bojack, don’t let the unknown commenter bother you, we all seem to find one here and there. They just no sense of humor that’s all.

  • Lauren Axelrod on Feb 5, 2009

    I still love ya Bo. Sometimes you have to make your fans happy. The last time I did that was with a shark article and it’s had about, let me see, close to 100,000 views. Keep it up!

    I like the fact you’re unique and don’t give a crap about what people think of you. If you were shelling out tons of mindless pieces like so many, I am sure it would be easy to be jealous of a person with friends that actually reads and comments on work, since you do the same for them.

  • hfj on Feb 6, 2009

    Interesting write Bojack. Reminds me of those two-a-day practices we had in the month of August getting in shape for the upcoming high school football season. We would throw up at least three or four times a day. You know what i’m talking about pal, brutal. well done

  • denus on Feb 9, 2009

    good work man gave me a real laugh, i might even throw up!

  • Louie Jerome on Feb 16, 2009

    Disgusting! I’m eating my dinner. Well, I was…I think it’s coming back up again. LOL

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