I despise having thunder thighs.

They’re detestable to me.

They’re big and rather ugly.

They look like twin oak trees.

I need to lose some weight;

For this I don’t deny.

Otherwise I will be stuck

With these hideous thunder thighs.

Guys don’t ask me for dates.

They look at my thighs and frown.

Whenever I walk around in school,

My thighs make an enormous sound.

I may be smart and witty

I shall never break down and cry.

But I wish that I could make disappear,

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My enormous thunder thighs.