Thy haggard drunk dip, you wore your welcome out;

Shame on me for not having huge doubts!

I’d come home from work and already you’re tanked;

Buying your vodka instead of putting money in the bank.

Staggering around, laughing like a fool;

Little did you know, I did not think it was cool.

Having my guy over, you refused to leave my house;

Cuz you needed to have your drinks and act like a souse.

Breaking my dishes, ruining my towels;

You were stressing me out, messing with my bowels.

One day I had enough of your drunken display;

So I kindly told you to move out, to just go away.

Of course, you denied that you are a drunk;

I had enough of you, your ship has sunk.

Go live elsewhere and let that person put up with your crap;

Maybe one day you’ll wake up and shut your trap.

Not that I care, you can drink yourself into a drunken stupor;

That’s not for me, I’m a strong, smart trooper.

So go have your vodka, your beer, your wine.

Go be a drunk somewhere else, that’s just fine.

Cuz one day you’ll burn all of your bridges real quick;

Everybody will get tired of you and you won’t have dick.