No timothy you shall not be allowed that item of confectionary,

you are much too too plump like a pudding for that,

how about an enticing plate of vegetates to lighten your apetite,

brocoli, asparagus, bean soup, cabbage,

all delightful items of juicy goodness,

you shall be skinny within the year,

now the wicked witch will not cook you in her cauldron,

now you will be both thick and thin,

silly timothy,

you are but an octopie?