I feel bad for you.

Really, I do,

But please, I’m trying to sleep.

I hear you every night, crying and moaning,

You throw all my stuff everywhere because you’re pissed,

You terrorize my cat,

You make the lights flicker when I’m trying to read,

I can’t have any friends over because you scare them all away,

And this is totally uncalled-for!

I don’t know you and I would be wrong to judge you.

And I don’t mean to hurt you or anything,

But you’re really annoying.

Like, I haven’t done anything at all to you,

Anything to cause you to act this way towards me.

And I’m sorry about your past

And the horrible things that you were put through,

But please stop haunting this house.

Now get the hell out of here!