You know him well, the Playwright who wrote all the plays of Willy Shake-his-Spears…

My Lovely Bimbo,

No,

Chris Marlowe is not some Dumbo

Stalker lurking in the bushes,

chasing you as

if he was

some Triond Troll,

blogging you wide open!

Yes,

you know him well, the Playwright

who wrote all the plays

of Willy Shake-his-Spears.

And you’re wondering why

Your Lovely Psycho may have chosen

this all too obvious pseudonym;

you don’t want to considerate

Chris Marlowe II could be

MyRealName.

Maybe the relationship between Chris

& Christopher

is Deeper

than Deep

Throat.

Well, okay,

maybe you’re right.

I’m a Jack Nicholson

kind of a Joker,

remember?

I’m a Robert de Niro

kind of Taxi Driver

on the Mean Streets

in the Darkness

on the Edge of Town:

“You are talking to me? You are

talking to me now?”

So,

let’s cut the crap,

Slut:

I’m coming for you

& I’m coming

to get you!

Your Lovely Psycho,

Chris Marlowe II.

PS:

How is your doorbell sounding?

You’ll find the answer here!

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Updating the Chris Marlowe II Whodunnit:

Update One

Update Two

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  • Lucas DiĆ© on Aug 23, 2009

    Drat! And I always thought that Dumbo was copyrighted to Prince Charles …

  • lindalulu on Aug 23, 2009

    ;)

  • RS Wing on Aug 23, 2009

    Glad I’m not a dumb blond bimbo. I sure wouldn’t want to be the one that has to answer that doorbell. Whewwww Weeee not me! YIKES!

  • Chris Stonecipher on Aug 24, 2009

    Scary stuff!

  • STEVE666 on Aug 24, 2009

    Who is the victim of your stalking, I wonder?

  • Chris Marlowe II on Aug 24, 2009

    To Stevie 3 x 222:

    It’s Patrick Bernauw, of course (that’s only a nickname for this Dumb Blonde).

  • DumDumBlonde on Aug 24, 2009

    No Steve666, it’s me.

  • James DeVere on Aug 24, 2009

    Great fun . j

  • Auron Renius on Aug 25, 2009

    I wish I was famous enough to have a stalker :(

  • Debra. on Sep 8, 2009

    Dammit, the psycho strikes again! This is some dark and creepy stuff! Stalkers are so much fun!

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