To Our Manager

Ink Love on Jan 10, 2008

Tags: officers, relationships at work, wicked boss

Are you feeling depressed by your office job? Grey ceilings and walls, wicked managers and all. Give yourself a break and read this poetry with your coffee and cake.

Stop calling everybody love
Because it is a big lie in the broad daylight
You love no one, not even yourself
That is why you’re jealous of others
You’re a mad wicked witch
‘Cause you abuse your cats
By wrapping them up in bandages
People work hard
You don’t appreciate it
You just push it and push it
You make people super busy
And you make yourself coffee after coffee
But that doesn’t make it easy
You’re so bored that you keep checking on people
You’re so bored that you always have to say something
And demand people’s attention
You think you’re smart
But you’re just a crab in the mud
That can only go this far
Find yourself a man to love
Or just dress yourself up and pretend that there is love
Life doesn’t have to be that hard
So don’t ever call anybody love
Until you really find it in your heart

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office worker on Jan 10, 2008
It’s like my manager. She is such a witch.
Looker on Jan 10, 2008
You’re way too polite to your manager. Look at the picture, she is stepping on you all.
credit officer 1 on Jan 12, 2008
What does she call everybody love?
credit officer 2 on Jan 12, 2008
Because she doesn’t remember people’s names.
credit officer 3 on Jan 12, 2008
I feel yuk when she calls me Love.
credit officer 4 on Jan 12, 2008
Do you guys remember that we had a meeting one day and she said it was her ex boyfriend’s birthday?
credit officer 3 on Jan 12, 2008
Yuk! She didn’t have to say that to all of us. Who cares about her ex. Is she having a Now-boyfriend?
credit officer 5 on Jan 12, 2008
I don’t think so. I wish she had one though, so she won’t keep her eyes on us all the time.
credit officer 6 on Jan 12, 2008
She is perhaps the only manager who send those crabs to every one.
credit officer 7 on Jan 12, 2008
You mean those angle pictures, rape stories, and stuff like that?
credit officer 6 on Jan 12, 2008
Yes. Do you like them?
credit officer 7 on Jan 12, 2008
Not at all. Waste my time to delete it.
credit officer 3 on Jan 12, 2008
Yes, about the Christmas lunch. She sent us an email and asked use to pay her $52 each in cash, but didn’t explain why it was $7 more than the set price. I think we deserve an explanation.
credit officer 7 on Jan 12, 2008
Yes, it’s not only about seven dollars, it’s about respect. And we have never had that.
credit officer 1 on Jan 12, 2008
We should stick together and not trust her again. Whatever she says, just don’t reply.
credit officer 5 on Jan 12, 2008
Yes, we should really stick together so she won’t be able to crush us one by one.
credit officer 3 on Jan 12, 2008
You’re right. We’re not happy about her, she is one should go and we are the ones to stay.

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