Most people have ended up in at least one of these places the morning after consuming too much alcohol.

10. The hard bunk in a jail cell.

9. Spooning with your buddy in a snow bank

8. Face down in a ditch full of cold water

7.The emergency room

6. Curled up in the fetal position in the dog’s house

5. Naked in some strangers bed

4. Clutching the closed sign on the liquor store door step

3. In the trunk of an old car

2. Snuggled up to a rickety old headstone in the grave yard

1. The bathroom floor, hugging the toilet bowl.

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Comments (7)
  • vaughanh on Mar 27, 2010

    Can’t say I’ve ever woken up in any of these places but I liked this post!

  • drelayaraja on Mar 27, 2010

    Nice share :) ))

  • A.L.Smith on Mar 27, 2010

    A great way to get that hangover
    http://authspot.com/poetry/in-a-can-of-budweiser/

  • giftarist on Mar 27, 2010

    That’s one unique post.

  • Margaret on Mar 27, 2010

    Boy, ain’t that the truth~good one.

    I think I used to write here, maybe I’ll come back.

  • Yalonda on Mar 27, 2010

    I don’t drink, so none of these happened to me, but this is funny!

  • lillyrose on Mar 29, 2010

    well that little list is enough to make you never touch a drop again! But I think number 1 is my port of call

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