Come one,

come all,

in celebration of a paper named Law.

Bring the children,

bring ma and even bring pa.

Bring taters, bring cabbage,

and specialty meats for your fill

especially if we can convince

Big Jermy to bring his grill.

I will provide some things

maybe even some really hot wings,

and definitely lots of beer

but all drugs and alcohol

must pass my inspection

to be cleared.

On this occasion

I welcome you

to my humble abode.

So please wipe your feet

and yell out a terrific hello.

For purposes of the law

camping will be permitted

in the floor or in the lawn

or even in my bed

if your eyes are as pretty

as misty mountains at dawn.

So, make plans for this day

and help my party not to fail,

and could someone bring some wine

to accent the cheese of this e-mail