A new strain of Troll DNA appears to have developed from a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.

The evil ugly nasty little Troll

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The Troll escaped and ran away

This happened just the other day

The guardian of the gate

Stayed up too late

When he awoke

He said oh great

The Troll had escaped

The Trolls usual home she escaped from

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And started Troll Gate

We are not sure

What we should do

This Troll is different

Than the ones

We are used to

We know not to feed it

The Great Gate to enter Trionds Forum House Fun & Games Center

Some how the ugly little Troll bypassed the Troll Security Sensor so the alarm never sounded

alerting regular Forum visitors of this awful crime against humanity

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But it doesn’t need food

It has a bad attitude

and is very rude

She’s such an annoying

And strange odd prude

She is loose in the Forum

Running wild and free

As long as she’s loose

We can’t visit for glee

She’s destroyed every thread

That I’ve ever read

She’s lost her mind

And in insanity treads

She seems quite challenged

and out of her head

When she says something

No one knows what she said

It’s really quite sad

It has made many mad

Her attitude is simply just bad

She must be caught

Back to the cage be brought

Where she can talk to herself

And enjoy crazy thought

She only makes enemies

Never make friends

She needs to be put back

In her cage again

But this time we’ll chain

The Troll to the wall

If the Troll tries to escape again

She won’t make it down the hall

Then once again

The Forum will be abate

Of the unwanted presence

Of nasty Troll Gate

Always remember and never forget

Don’t feed the Troll

not any not at all

When you see her coming

Run fast but don’t fall

One more thing

Bo Jack there is no substitute and check out my blog it’s coming along nicely

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  • Bo Russo on May 21, 2009

    Maybe someone will get the message……NOT!!

  • Princess Arabia on May 21, 2009

    Bo, lol what a fantastic peice of work, i will award you top marks for this one, i see the troll as not calles to read it yet.

  • Jenny Heart on May 21, 2009

    Great writing imagination! Now! take that imagination and create, create, create. I liked it!

  • Sandra A on May 21, 2009

    Like on the movie gremlins, you can’t give them water,, water in this sense is attention. However the gremlin will be always be there lurking and thirsty,

    great writing, by the way,,

  • Aauhein on May 21, 2009

    :)

  • Duff D Moss on May 21, 2009

    Oh dear – it’s funny – because it’s true!

  • Princess Arabia on May 21, 2009

    Hey bo i read this again best ive seen i a long time, also checking the coast is clear and you have no gate crashers. Top marks mr bo jangles.

  • Darla Cooke on May 21, 2009

    This is a very interesting read. I really like it a lot.

  • Mulke Dee on May 21, 2009

    Way to go Bo!!! Maybe the three Billy-goats Gruff can come to save the day and trick the bad Troll!!!

  • Betty Carew on May 21, 2009

    You are full of creativity Bo this is wonderful!

  • B Nelson on May 21, 2009

    We used to have trolls in an old Chat room I used to go to.. Personally I loved it because my tactic would be to get the troll to bother me, rather than the others. It was a bit of a game for me. I would do the same in the Triond forum if I had the time. But a forum is rather different than the chat room – and my time is far more limited now.

  • payge on May 21, 2009

    Great job Bo,this is a very creative piece and the troll does need caught.I wont go back in forum til shes gone,its ruined for me now til its back to normal.Great imagination Bo…

  • Mark Gordon Brown on May 21, 2009

    I feed them, but its usually leftovers, stuff I wouldnt even feed my chickens

  • moteintheeye on May 21, 2009

    Cute. Will all trolls please raise their right hand?

    motie

  • Simon Belmont on May 21, 2009

    Hahaha i posted an article the other day when i noticed people constantly trying to force there religions on people in the forum. It was like Questions nobody will answer i mentioned you in there to Bo Jack its not meant to be offensive don’t worry lol. Great article.

  • postpunkpixie on May 21, 2009

    Haha I don’t think she’ll get it somehow.

  • Lumpen Doodle on May 21, 2009

    Cool.

    Aren’t trolls meant to turn to stone in daylight?

  • PR Mace on May 21, 2009

    Not that is the Bo Jack I know and love.

  • DA Cournean on May 21, 2009

    Nasty old troll anyway!

  • Kate Smedley on May 22, 2009

    Interesting stuff … hope you get rid of the troll Bo!

  • thestickman on May 22, 2009

    Gremlins …why’d it have to be gremlins! :-\

  • Rod Ferrandino on May 22, 2009

    DFTT LOL, your new California vanity plate.

  • Bo Russo on May 23, 2009

    Ha Ha Rod took me a minute to get it but hell yes,friggin funny.

  • mdartist on May 23, 2009

    You have made my night! I will sleep with a smile on my face and awaken with one too! I love funny stuff! You must be a real card yourself!!! I will try to follow you whereever you go. I need your input and answers to my questions. But most of all I need your laughs! Never stop!

    I\’m not the troll, am I?

  • Asim1993 on May 25, 2009

    Very interesting and funny read :)

  • aRISTATE on May 29, 2009

    Bo You never cease amazin me with your insight lol Tate

  • dmccusker11 on Jun 8, 2009

    I loved this one! I know a person just like this troll you speak of! lol

  • HelloSiti on Jun 21, 2009

    From the page:”She only makes enemies

    Never make friends”

    That’s not me.

  • HelloSiti on Jun 21, 2009

    From the page:”Run fast but don’t fall in love” LOL.

    “When she says something

    No one knows what she said”

    All my sentences absolutely in dictionary, so only educated people who can understand my languages.

  • HelloSiti on Jun 21, 2009

    All my sentences absolutely stated in dictionary, including Oxford dictionary. Add your knowledge, Guys!

  • Alistair Briggs on Jun 21, 2009

    Siti don’t know if you understand this or not but dictionaries tend to only include words not sentences. So how on earth are all your sentences absolutely stated in dictionary?

  • keyboardologist on Sep 9, 2009

    Comedy and truth in the same article.

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