Whatever,

you soothsayer jag off.

Your speak reeks of arrogance.

I should know.

Minored and majored,

certified, bonafied.

Asshole #1!

That is I!

My name

right there on the bottom.

Reproach me still.

My mouth wasn’t made for smiling.

Too many curses.

My tongue,

not for licking

stabs at your ego.

My mouth again,

you say nothing soft will melt there.

Then let us wager.

Slide in,

see if I can’t

both

make you hard

then melt

while you are in there.