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Looking like a contender for worst album cover,

Leggy transvestite Eddy alias ‘Effie Dropbottom’ who

According to the title ‘Tells It Like It Is’;

Fingers running through his Jimi Hendrix-inspired hair.

Hungover, high on cannabis, Red Stripe beer in hand -

Slumped on a stool, realising his recording deal

Won’t be extended. Psychedelic pink carpet

Accentuating his already crushing migraine;

Spilt cologne-bottle fumes adding to the heady mix.