Ten ‘facts’ about turtles

1. They like to party.

2. They can use their shells to go sledding in the winter.

3. They party HARD.

4. They dream of being rabbit hybrids.

5. They steal your food in the night.

6. They love rock music. ROCK ON TURTLES!!

7. They also dream about racing sloths, winning and crawling up to them saying “IN YOUR FACE!!”

8. They will slow down when you stop to let them cross the street just to annoy you.

9. They carry nun-chucks.

10. They ride cats like cars to get places.

There you go! Ten ‘facts’ about turtles