I believe in the family room:

The big screen TV,

The power of the remote,

The soft couches,

The DVD player,

The joy of family movie night.

But the belief that TV is damaging to the mind is Sacrilege.

I believe in the knowledge documentaries bring.

I believe TV watching is a great way to pass the time.

I believe TV is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

And I believe that no matter what, TV will always be watched.