billy jingled, bobby jangled. god said it was good.

jill just giggled, jack was mangled, the pale understood

jimmy ticked, he unlocked the safety from his gun

timmy flew, tripped, and soon, was the fastest one

john got laid. he was bored. now he’s HIV

jane got paid, ’cause she whored, herion agreed

the choir sang. cell phone rang, somewhere else to be

who’s to blame? jesus came, now he’s history