Twinkle, Twinkle Little Toe,

You have no idea whats’ in store.

Someone forgot her brains out there,

Displaying her body everywhere.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Toe,

You have no idea what’s in store.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Toe,

Posing as the innocent doe.

You got a mail at 0130,

Now you’re screaming constantly,

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Toe,

Please stop posing like a doe.

Twinkle, Twinkle little star,

You’ll be sitting in a cop car.

For they’ll run a police trace,

Hanging you in all disgrace.

Twinkle, Twinkle little star,

You’ll be doing it in a car.

Twinkle twinkle little star,

Tell the world who you really are.

For I work with the human race,

Not the business wearing lace.

Twinkle, Twinkle little Star,

Tell the world who you really are.

Twinkle Twinkle in disgrace,

You are admitting your disgrace.

For I never did it you see,

You cried loud for ecstacy.

Twinkle Twinkle in disgrace,

You are naming real disgrace.

For when my poems stop the rhyme,

I know that it is now my time.

To tell the world I called the cops,

Because she got mixed sucking lollipops

You did better take it seriously,

Or you’ll be in a jail cell free.

Now you have time up to twelve,

Or you will be in a cops cell

For I never tell a lie,

when it happens

Please don’t cry

For I warned you

Of the fly.

Okay, enough fun and games now, here’s a real thing.

I have given Twinkle Toe (Paparazzi) time till 12pm NZT to come up with her apology or I am taking the whole defamation to the New Zealand Police and filing a real case of defamation against her for doing this. Along with her will be Jerry Atrixx who has sent me email insinuating that he wanted to have a sexual affair with me and they have been copied and sent to the Triond editorial.

I am aware that no one believes I do such things right now but seeing is believing so when I really do it and scan and put the police reference number up here on Triond, the editorial team will be quaking and so will the toes and Atrixx.

The whole thing has taken place because I declined Jerry’s sexual advances and he has been accusing me of having an affair with Jimmy Shilaho since December and I have emails to prove this. Considering the Paparazzi is newly married, I have reason to believe that her new husband is Jerry as he openly praised her periods (a natural bodily function for all women). Now, both of them sound like old gramaphone records to me and I have actually had Jerry emailing me during office hours asking me whats it going to be, leading me to believe he is somewhere out here in New Zealand as he did tell me he was coming here in February. He may have brought his Paparazzi wife along to fight it out in the open.

I have all the email proof with me and will produce them up to the court of law as Jerry Atrixx aka Jerry Bradford is a fake. The original person, the REAL person is known to me and is in the similar industry as myself.

So Twinkle Toe and Jerry Atrixx, I am no longer joking, I have all the emails including the official ones to prove the source of all this. So pull your socks up and get your REAL TRUTH AND APOLOGY on the way or the jail cell will be the place for both of you…

Jerry — the three kids will have to go to the ‘EX’ wife then and you won’t like it as she apparently practices BDMI…

By Anisha Achankunju (C) 10th May 2011