Limericks are a lot of fun.  Today, I shall spin two limericks in your direction.

There once was a woman named Kate.

She ate and ate and ate.

Her belly was huge.

It was no special news.

She ate everything off of her plate.

There once was a man named Fred.

He once took two women to bed.

One woman was Molly.

The other was Holly.

And she was married to Ted.