Two Ridiculous Nursery Rhymes

Steven West on May 6, 2009

Two old nursery rhymes with some updating.

A tisket a tasket

A head is in the basket.

It was chopped off

By a guy named Freddie.

Now I have no head for my poor, little Teddy.

Old King Cole

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Was the King of Soul.

He was a real hip cat.

Just listen to him rap.

“Get me my pipe.

Come on that’s right.

I want my bowl.

Come on lets go.

And bring my guitarists three.

Oh yeah just let me be.”

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iamrulan on May 7, 2009
You are sooooooooooooo phunny. Were you the class clown in high school? I would have been but that was so long ago they didn’t allow girls to be funny. Jest guys were allowed to jest around.
NA Staffieri on May 7, 2009
But then again, nursery rhymes are suppose to be rediculous. These certainly qualify.
Thanks for the entertainment.

Hi there!