He only bathed once in a month,
No SHAMPOO please!
He only use one piece of toilet paper,
Oh, he wants to be thrift but not practical
Oh, he eats raw cauliflower or cabbage,
With mustard and ketchup,
Not conventional at all,
Oh, his fart is damn smelly, blame the beans!
He once loved a girl too much,
Heartbroken he was,
So he ate cucumber for one month,
Never wash for one year!!!
Who needs underwear?
Asked Uncle Weirdo,
When you can visit the loo,
Without any hassle
Weird he was, Uncle Weirdo,
Wore his clothes, inside out,
Rode a bike and whistled,
“I am a poor little spoilt brat!”
Uncle Weirdo did have some money,
He was kind, but weird he was,
He helped us when we were down,
He may be weird BUT he was humane!
So, you folks out there,
Do not judge a man by his clothes,
Or a book by its cover,
For a friend in need is a friend indeed!