Here come the Undertakers
The chronic haters
Captain Save-a’s
And late wakers…
Their regulation of the congregation
With No Hesitation
Leaves me with frustration
With my consternation and agitation
Over the current situation
I seek the elation of this great nation
Our occupation needs no higher gradation
These personal inoculations
Against wicked Playstationz
Deserve, at the least
Our full concentration…