We care about you greatly.

We really feel your pain.

But our deficits are growing,

And it’s driving us insane.

We can’t extend your benefits.

Find a job that doesn’t exist.

Please don’t call us names.

Please, we must insist.

And as for pesky Cobra,

Well you can do without.

Just don’t get sick or ill.

That’s what it’s all about.

We are the conservative Republicans

With a smidgen of Democrats.

Hope you have a splendid evening,

And that you’re buying all our crap.