Everything I didn’t publish is ready to be submitted.

A spadeful of junk I didn’t want to publish… but I did.

1.

When I can’t find rhyme

And run out of time

What can I do?

I have music to listen to.

2.

Your hands are cold, you got the flu

Don’t come closer, man in blue

I heard about this something new

That you never knew

If you are too sick

You wont break the brick

With your bare hands

And wont kill those mans.

3.

Turn on the computer, Nick

I have sites for you to click.

4.

I flew to Japan today

I saw a man ready to die

I asked him what to do

He cried: “call my daddy, oh!”

5.

Plates filled with cooked food

Dark, spooky, blooded hood

When does Grim Reaper come

We cooked him food at home.

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  • LOVELY HONEY on Nov 21, 2009

    u sure need a change friend go out and fish

    How to catch a fish

    Two ways I know
    How you can attract girls
    As to bees to honey is
    Lie tell them they are
    Next to Helen of troy
    A shade better perhaps

    Second tell them you’re fat
    Really fat,
    No not down there
    But in your back
    Turn around and show them
    Your back pocket bulging purse

    Then say its all pounds
    Down in there
    No not dollars
    Then again you shall come running to me
    For further tips you will need
    I know what I am talking
    Any bets will you take with me

  • Mystify on Nov 21, 2009

    Some great lines!

  • cardy on Nov 22, 2009

    Liked this good post.

  • shanthu on Nov 24, 2009

    nice one….thanks mate

  • debra bell on Nov 30, 2009

    Interesting piece, thanks for sharing.

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