Are you sweet or are you sour?

Would you erect me like a tower?

Would you jack me like flat tire on a car?

Would you give me a ride that is far?

Like a speaker we can thump.

Like a camel we can hump.

I want to bit you in places

and see you make funny faces.

Place the hotdog in the bun.

Stick the bullet in the gun.

Yell, hollar, scream and moan

like an obscene caller on the phone.

Just leave the door open a bit.

Just enough to make it fit.

I’ll slide right in however wide.

Just let me come inside.