Or fall on a mat.

mother said were a hat but i fell on a Matt
mother said get some fat but i killed a rat
mother said get a cat but i milked a hat
didn’t work out i called the police didn’t
help out to kill a rat muder a mat milk a hat so
i pimped a rose in side my hose mother said i have gas
on help it smelled like a ham in side a pan.

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  • joun on Feb 2, 2009

    nice very funny

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