Well, I don’t care for Pomp or her sister Circumstance,

and I can’t say I like flowers either.

I’m a bit jaded by the day for lovers

and annoyed with starry eyed fever.

Don’t tell me about your precious little teddy bear

or how pretty you feel in new lace.

You see, cuz…

Every woman who’s ever left me,

loved me on Valentine’s Day.

Every Woman who’s ever loved me,

left me with Valentine’s Day.