Cupid (Photo credit: srett)

  Old Cupid went to archery classes and got himself a new bow.

He went and had his eye exam and then bought a few new toys.

So if you’re laying around on the couch  with a beer and remote in hand,

well let me tell you boys….exactly where you stand!

 See Cupid’s wooden bow, well it had a weak draw string,

so when his little arrow hit, you only felt a little sting.

So Cupid has a new light weight, aluminium alloyed now

and a precious counter weight bow,

so I’m here to tell you boys… you”ll know when that arrow goes!

 Oh, for the ladies, well he has that fixed too.

See with his eyes going bad, well he missed a shot or two.

So laser surgery fixed that mess

and he’s got you all in sight,

going to really feel that that arrow, no matter day or night.

 Go ahead and talk that mess, that Cupid is getting old.

He went and got a new hearing aid and he hears  everything being told.

Sit with your buddies and gals, go ahead talk that single junk.

From at least a mile a way, you’ll feel that LOVE STRUCK…THUMP!

Got You!