A romance guide for certain circumstances.
A girl I once knew fell in love with a guy–
An unusual fellow indeed.
In fact, he was a vampire 200 years old
But for him she was willing to bleed.
But her veggies this girl simply would not partake;
No taters nor carrots nor peas.
She would not eat cabbage or lettuce or kale–
Just meat and ice cream, if you please.
Well her face got all blotchy and broke out in hives.
Her skin became kind of lumpy.
The vampire looked at her and shook his long hair
When he saw that her nose was so bumpy.
They went for a ride through the woods one dark night–
She hoped for a bite on the neck.
But the vampire she loved didn’t like what he saw–
On her cheek simply gave her a peck.
To understand this sad tale you don’t need a degree.
The moral is simple and true.
If you want your dear vampire to bite your sweet neck
You must eat your vegetables, too.
Very nice! 
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Are you sure that if I don’t eat vegetables I’ll get a bumby face?
But… But vegetables are green and they taste bad.
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