I came up with most of them.. You can use them on your friends for fun, or fail at trying to get a date with someone.

You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

My medicine is to talk to you

Bond. James Bond. (My friend used it on me, I laughed)

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d make your bed rock.

Your name must be Mickey, because you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey.

Hey baby, was your daddy a thief? Because you definitely seem like you were raised by felons.

They don’t call me Super for nothing.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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