Vomit

clay hurtubise on Jul 8, 2009

Tags: barf, porcelin god, puke, Throw up, vomit

We’ve all done it, but did we bring it upon ourseves?

Food and drink once consumed,
Make composure hard to resume:
For what some call the stomach comet
Is more likely called the vile vomit.

What was down now is up,
What is that, my latest sup?
We all pray to porcelain god,
Never again touch sushi cod.

Pepto Bismo where art thou,
Stomach reels from too much chow.
I’m as green as ole friend Kermit,
Eating his legs caused this vomit.

Lesson learned, no weird food,
Keep my tummy in happy mood.
Ooooh, what is that, over there?
Just a taste of fried boar hair!

Other grossness:
FART!
Diarrhea
Pimple

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Elizabeth Abbott on Jul 8, 2009
Oooooo! Clay!!!! I love you but just can’t do the vomit thing!!!!LOLOLOLOL You crack me up sometimes!
Ramalingam on Jul 8, 2009
A very nice vomit, but certainly we cannot do it on the human beings.
giftarist on Jul 8, 2009
I love the pic..Maybe he/she is drunk..LOL
rizzei on Jul 8, 2009
woah..that was too cool:) great great!
Jezzman on Jul 8, 2009
Nice!
Jezzman on Jul 8, 2009
Ooh, I wonder what credentials are? =)
Used to be Shelly on Jul 8, 2009
Did someone have a bad takeout experience? Good one, Clay.
Darla Cooke on Jul 8, 2009
Very interesting.
Deep Blue on Jul 8, 2009
Nice poetry to reflect upon the extent of gluttony.Well defined lines.
Duff D Moss on Jul 8, 2009
LoL – you mad bugger. Think you\’ve got most of the bodily functions covered now – except maybe ear wax – there\’s a challenge to ya
CHAN LEE PENG on Jul 8, 2009
Yuck! Vomitting is really a nuisance. BTW, good poem. Liked it.
Sheila M on Jul 8, 2009
eww I wasn’t sure I wanted to look at this one! lol
OhSugar on Jul 8, 2009
Click! Love your sense of humor.
mdartist on Jul 8, 2009
What a funny funny poem! Its very cute but very true! LOL You have such a wonderful sense of humor! Keep them coming.
PR Mace on Jul 8, 2009
Funny, funny work. My last good vomit sesson was in New Orleans, after Happy Hour and 2 for 1 Hurricanes. I knew after that night my husband loved me. He held my head for a long time.
J L Williams on Jul 8, 2009
Love the choice of topic and love absolutely love the picture….the poem was pretty good too, of course
Tanya Wallace on Jul 8, 2009
A very humourous poem that could get just about anyone to laugh even miss piggy.lol Excellent usage of words,very descriptive to say the least lol.loved it,thanks for sharing.Tanya
Lostash on Jul 8, 2009
Brilliant Clay, as usual!
Alina Beck on Jul 8, 2009
Honestly, this is first poem I have ever seen on this subject!
Karen Gross on Jul 8, 2009
Great poem, Clay. You really should go easy on those McKittens. They’ll have you coughing up fur balls.
Quarterback 13 on Jul 8, 2009
haha i loved this
Inna Tysoe on Jul 8, 2009
Good one.

Inna
kate smedley on Jul 9, 2009
You’re a hero in my house this morning … I’ve been waiting for this, thanks Clay (inspired stuff by the way!)
Stacey T Pollock on Jul 9, 2009
What a subject matter for a poem! Well written though.
Atanacio on Jul 9, 2009
looks like me you’ve captured me on the town again LOL
Ruby Hawk on Jul 9, 2009
LOL, You are still up to par, clay. Loved it.
Jenny Heart on Jul 10, 2009
This shows you can write about anything. Like it!
Dee Gold on Jul 10, 2009
clay,didn’t expect that but cool
Sonia Doreen on Jul 13, 2009
Nice poetry on Vomit..I espescially like the Pic!
irishpen on Jul 15, 2009
You are fantastic!
princess serenity on Jul 15, 2009
You picked a beautiful poem on this funny poem (or should I say gross)
bwellman on Jul 15, 2009
I was drinking soda when your page loaded and I snorted coke “out” of my nose- what a way to being a readership huh? Thought this was very worth the read.
S A JOHNSON on Jul 20, 2009
Nice…^__^
Teves on Oct 27, 2009
Nice one…

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