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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

He’s doing a dance.

He’s doing the twist

Without any pants.

There’s also a ladybug

Swimming around.

She’s just so polite.

I hope she won’t drown.

Now I see a duck.

What are you doing there?

Why are you waddling in my soup

With your tail in the air?

Oh look, there’s a hippo.

He’s in my soup too.

My bowl is starting to crack

What am I going to do?

Finally, there’s an elephant.

He breaks my bowl with his trunk.

You sure can see a lot of things in your soup

When you’re roaring drunk.