Waiting for a Ride

ken bultman on Oct 12, 2009

Tags: dance, halloween, heart, lucky, night, outside, pretty, ride, roadside, Shoes, silicone, valley, waiting

She wants to dance the night away. (photo by the author)

Tonight is the night of the Halloween Ball
And she’s going to go if she has to crawl.
She’s standing and waiting by the roadside
Hoping some gentleman will give her a ride.
She knows this evening will be a real bash
With everyone doing the old Monster Mash.
She’s heard of this dance but never has gone
But she’s going tonight with dancing shoes on.
Perhaps if she’s lucky she’ll find her a guy
Who thinks that she’s pretty and give her the eye.
Someone who thinks small is right up his alley
Since she can’t afford a ’silicone valley.’
It’s not her fault that she’ll never be
A woman who shops for a 38C
But she has a heart that’s as big as outside.
Won’t someone please stop and give her a ride?

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deep blue on Oct 12, 2009
A great hilarious lines of poetry. I will be fortunate to do the first comment. My congratulations for an article to grace the hot list.
raman13 on Oct 12, 2009
excellent
Darla Cooke on Oct 12, 2009
Great poem!
ashan1614 on Oct 12, 2009
Funny! She’s not got much up top, does she? Oh well – hopefully she’ll still catch someone’s eye.
wonder on Oct 12, 2009
A good shot, humorous indeed!
Marie Antoinette on Oct 12, 2009
Funny and witty!
Christine Ramsay on Oct 12, 2009
That’s lovely Ken. your work always makes me smile.

Christine
chitragopi on Oct 12, 2009
Yes, I am sure she will. Very funny indeed.
cutedrishti8 on Oct 12, 2009
great piece of work…
Emma Green on Oct 12, 2009
Great piece, very comical.
Sourav on Oct 12, 2009
Very humorous! Nicely written!
emmahaynes on Oct 12, 2009
Ok I was smirking for a moment there…well done again Ken. You have a unique ability when it comes to poetry. A sort of dry sense of humour.
ConnieRaeMcCabeVigil on Oct 12, 2009
Adorable! Brings back some memories of “bash ‘ and “monster mash”. Thanks for the smile. Connie
Lady Sunshine on Oct 12, 2009
lol…’silicone valley’. I bet you made all the girls laugh, Ken.
Debra. on Oct 12, 2009
What a hoot! lol That was such a cute and comical piece with rhymes to boot! lol
Guy Hogan on Oct 12, 2009
Hey, that’s my old girlfriend. She dumped me.
Tanya Wallace on Oct 12, 2009
Excellent humorous poem Ken.Gave me a great laugh and love the pic!!
Toni Love on Oct 12, 2009
Ken, I love it. Sounds like me awhile ago….lol
Very witty.
Ruby Hawk on Oct 12, 2009
Thats so cute,Ken, did you built this lady. She is a beauty and I feel sure somebody will give her a ride.
Ask Cash on Oct 12, 2009
The poor scarecrow maiden. I hope she gets a lift.
wonder on Oct 12, 2009
A darling scare crow.
Jane Benitez on Oct 12, 2009
What a wonderful poem. Loved your “Silicone Valley”! Great humor and thanks for sharing.
Shamanz on Oct 13, 2009
fantastic!
lillyrose on Oct 13, 2009
Hahaha… what you like? Was that poem about me? heheheh

very funny! made me get tears in my eye…laughter not sadness
Lostash on Oct 13, 2009
Brilliant Ken!!! I wonder if anyone stops this year??
Aleena on Oct 13, 2009
Reading that made me smile, thanks
Drew Diligence on Oct 14, 2009
Utter crap!

You can’t write.
Cynthia Bartlett on Oct 14, 2009
cute!
LoveDoctor on Oct 15, 2009
great work. very funny! what is that drew diligence talking about that you can\\\’t write? do you want me to tell him off. jajjajaja
martie on Oct 16, 2009
This is oh so cute. The picture is perfect with the poem.
Sheila M on Oct 18, 2009
How cute, next time maybe they could use some watermelons LOL
nadinesimone on Oct 18, 2009
Why is it everybody is so obsessed by size. A guy in the army once told me ‘Lady it’s not the size of the barrel, it’s the power of the shot’. On behalf of women not up to a 38C, I would say ladies, more than a handfull is a waste!

Thank you Ken this was funny, well executed, and once again it was a crowd puller!

Nadine
Teves on Oct 19, 2009
Excellent…
PR Mace on Oct 28, 2009
Cute poem but I think I would have to drive pass.

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